You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I got inside last night via doggy door
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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