Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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