Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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