There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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