I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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