hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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