Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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