i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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