we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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