O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
