you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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