Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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