S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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