on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
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