it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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