She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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