I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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