Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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