they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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