I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I party with great urgency now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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