id be glad to
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I DEMAND FORESKIN
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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