Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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