Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
