Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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