What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
