I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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