My brain says no but my pants say off.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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