She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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