this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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