I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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