brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize
