She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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