But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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