and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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