i may or may not be watching the land before time
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
This is my gift to your gina
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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