I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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