i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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