i just google imaged poop.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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