That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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