You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
