I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
