just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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