google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
How drunk are you?
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