shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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