my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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