I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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