you would pick up someone in the library
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
