So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
