I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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