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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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