remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
