There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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