found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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