Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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