Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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