Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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