i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I would fuck him just for his dog
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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