I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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