Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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