I wanna bring you to show and tell
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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